Friday, 31 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - Asiana Airlines Tails

More airplane p0rn for this quiet week, and it's a lineup of Asiana airlines tails at Seoul Inchon International Airport.


More again tomorrow for this week of Airplane p0rn!

The joy of train travel...

Well it's new years eve, and if course - the trains are...

Have a guess.

Correct: Rammed solid, with stops to go before London.

Oh well, I've got a seat. That's the main thing....




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Thursday, 30 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - Virgin Atlantic 747-400 and A340

Airplane p0rn week continues apace at Ghettoife.com, and today, it's time for the Red Tails of Virgin Atlantic to take over the post. This is a pair of the Virgin Atlantic fleet with the Heathrow tower over them



More of course tomorrow!

MU: Another 50 A320's please...

China Eastern Airlins have been busy and got themselves a later Christmas present of an order to Airbus for 50 A320's.

These units will be delivered from 2012 through to 2015, and firmly puts aside the homegrown C919 at this time from this fleet.

This is in addition to the 20 already ordered by China Eastern in 2009, with better fiscal terms for the airline.

So where does this leave the homegrown COMAC C919 Aircraft? Dead in the water or just waiting in the wings?

For now - waiting - there's a lot of aircraft to sell still, but for imminent growth verses an aircraft that only got 1 in the series and has been certificated for test work, going back to the old airframers is a lot easier...

NZ: Those Kiwis are at it again.... with a Christmas card.

I'm going to let you all count the internet memes here... but it's a darn good effort.

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - US Airways A320

There's still not a lot happening, and so it's time for some more Airplane p0rn.

Today, it's the "high quality" Star Alliance carrier - US Airways Airbus A320 on final approach for Chicago O'Hare International


More airplane p0rn tomorrow!

KE: Goes for the lowest density A380

Korean Air have annouced how they're going to configure their A380's.

And it's an intresting configuration, with 301 Economy seats down the back, 94 business seats on the top deck for business class, and 12 seats at the front.

That's 407 seats only on the plane - which isn't a lot in comparatively to some other carriers (Air France's 538 seats come to mind).

The A380's are to enter  service in May 2011, initially on short-haul routes to Japan and eastern Asia, then when ready, they will be deployed to USA and Europe in August.

It'll be interesting to see the seats and the space on it... and see how Asiana, JAL and ANA react... 

And it's almost tempting enough for me to get a bunch of points on SkyTeam to redeem on Korean Air...

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - British Airways 767-300ER

As there's not a lot happening thankfully this year (apart from the East Coast of the USA being snowed in - as I said - not a lot), I'm going to release some more airplane p0rn images over the next few days between now and the New Year.

And these will be images taken over the past year (where as some Airplane p0rn can date... umm.. years if I was honest...)

First up is an airline that has labour troubles through most of the year, and heading into more next year - British Airways and one of the 767-300ER fleet being towed around Heathrow Airport in the early morning.


More Tomorrow!

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - Korean Air Boeing 747-400

Well it's Boxing Day, so it must be time for some Airplane p0rn. As it's Christmas, I should give a few extra gifts as well.

So this week, we're back at the Hyatt O'Hare, with a Korean Air Boeing 747-400 on final approach to Chicago O'Hare






More of course next week!

Saturday, 25 December 2010

Safety Video Saturday - Pam Ann

It may be Christmas day, but in GhettoIFE.com land, your safety is our number on concern.

Therefore please pay attention to Pam Ann introducing her safety presentation

And Merry Christmas...

Friday, 24 December 2010

Well an extra half hour....

... Is the cost of travelling in these conditions on the Great British Railway system when the weather goes bad.

Oh, and the cancellations don't help really.

As it always seems by the train loads, everyone wants to escape London, but no one wants to go there. Which would be nice but for one thing: it seemed the heating had packed in.....


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UK Airports: Open, Other transport... Good luck.

The latest update from the BBC indicates that all UK airports are operating, however ensure your flight is operating by checking with your carrier and or airport website.

However, for rail passengers, there are issues today. As well as trains finishing a lot earlier than normal (as is tradition for Christmas), Chiltern Railways, First Capital Connect and Mersyrail are operating 3/4 services.

Delays have already been noted on East Coast, Eurostar, First TransPennine Express, London Midland, National Express East Anglia, Northern Rail ScotRail, South West Trains, Stansted Express and Virgin Trains.

Roads are still not particually good, and whilst the trunk routes appear to be good, other routes are suffering from ice still. This is affecting some National Express services.

For those of you stuck in Paris CDG, don't expect to move until midday due to freezing conditions.

If you're travelling today, please take care and I hope you make it to your ultimate destination.

For those of you who love being felt up by the TSA... you might be on the interwebs....

Thanks to http://thedailypatdown.com/  A lovley collection of Security Theatre images that only the TSA and America's Finest Screeners can deliver.

In style.

And with the full humiliation that goes with it.

And for those of you who have to run the airport gauntlet today - safe travels, and hoping you reach your destination in time for Christmas. I'll be travelling myself - if the rail network is playing ball in this snow.

Thursday, 23 December 2010

Snow - Dublin Airport: Closed

Dublin Airport has just been closed according to RTE.ie. http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/1223/weather_main.html

Reopened at 13:00GMT.

Other UK Airports are experiancing delays and cancellations. Check with your airline before you fly and before you set off to the airport, and check your airport's web site/twitter feed to see if they're taking any passengers.

Safe Travels

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

KL/MH: Sign a memo - SkyTeam Membership to follow?

KLM and Malaysian Airlines have announced they have signed a memo to allow them to work closer together by strengthening the connection between the airlines’ hubs in Amsterdam and Kuala Lumpur To offer "greater connectivity, better schedules and more choice for their passengers".

So apart from more codesharing, is this a litte preview of who SkyTeam wish to want as their next member?

Possibly.

Big airlines are now have already grouped up, either by merging or joining an alliance. Malaysian has been on it's own for some time, and needs to address a weakness it has - that and the massive Kuala Lumpur International Airport - and Air Asia (and Air Asia X) is biting at its heels.

By not joining a major alliance, Malaysian is out in the cold. And sooner or later - it's going to have to come in...

UA: Finally looks at upgrading 747's....

United belatedly is finally working on the 747-400's, and is looking to upgrade the economy product on those birds.

And may I say - it's about time. Stepping onboard one of those things is... a time warp.

Jeff Smisek says he hopes the upgrade to upgrade them by 2016 - when it's A350XWB's are due into service.

Some of the savings that the combined UA/CO entinty is making is paying for these upgrades. Even Jeff says:

"The back of the product on the 747 that United flies is not an acceptable level of product. I know that,"

"But United didn't have the money to invest in that product. Well it does now."

"We can re-allocate aircraft to a much greater depth and drive significant additional revenue,"

You have to invest. There is a price for not investing: you lose people."

Again - like I said, if you've been in the back of a 747-400 with United, it's stepping into a timewarp. An early 90's timewarp. And 5 year turnaround is a bit long winded.

What actual upgrades will occur has yet to be decided, but I'd hope at a minimum AVOD and a decent seat product - and not the joke that exists.

Tuesday, 21 December 2010

Stuck in the snow? Lonley Planet is here to help!

Lonely Planet are offering 13 of their guides for free during this snow problems. You can pick them up at the iTunes Music Store or follow the links from here

It's free unitil  6pm Wednesday 22 December 201 0PS, so fill your boots for some reasonable guides!


Monday, 20 December 2010

Hometime Reading: Seattle Time on the Woe of the 787

The Seattle Times has posted a good hometime reading article on the problems that have beset the 787 programme with another delay to the programme in the offing.

Sad, but it seems to be the case of most modern planes delays with the term "Expect Delays". 

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2013713745_dreamliner19.html?cmpid=2727

No doubt if more delays are announced, ANA is going to get more annoyed, as well as other partners who were betting fleet expansions on the 787. 

Recommended reading.

UK Snow troubles - Continues

With movements starting to go along, here's the latest travel updates.

Please remember to check with your airline.

British Airports Authority has issued an urgent appeal for travellers not to go to Heathrow unless they know for sure their flight will leave.

Heathrow is clearing through the backlog, but shorthaul programmes are hit (in particular, British Airways has cancelled all of it's shorthaul flights), and long haul isn't doing that much better.

Gatwick is returning to normal, but delays are expected.

Cardiff Airport will be remain closed until at least 1600 GMT.

Edinburgh, Aberdeen, Glasgow, Birmingham, Luton, London City, Bristol and Southampton airports all said flights would be subject to delays and cancellations.

Exeter has closed a runway until at least 1900 GMT.

Stansted is said to be operating as normal.

Eurostar has implemented an emergency snow timetable, and will not be selling tickets for services until 24th December

Rail Services are still being hammered - please check before you travel. 

In addition, it's not just the UK being hit, there continues to be disruption at airports in Frankfurt, Paris, Florence and Amsterdam.

Be careful and travel only if you need too!

UK Snow - More trouble exepected

Well as most of Europe seems not to be coping with snow, here is the latest updates on who's doing what

Monday, more snow is expected in the South East, bringing Heathrow and Gatwick back into the firing line.

Heathrow is expecting some movements, but fully expects to be snowed in. Gatwick has had about a 1/4 of the movements expected, but is expecting the worst tommorow.

Regional airports are suffering with delays, but are open, however, check the list below and click through the website. If in doubt, consult your airline as rebooking policies should be live.

For those of you who might be confused by some of the Three Lettered Codes (IATA) of Airports I use in the blog posts, here's a semi-comprehensive list of major airports within the United Kingdom and Ireland area. The link to the respective airport's site is also there too. I've added a Twitter feed if they have it too.


IATA Airport Name and Link
BHX Birmingham Airport
BLK Blackpool International Airport
BOH Bournemouth Airport
BRS Bristol Airport
MME Durham Tees Valley Airport
EMA East Midlands Airport
EXY Exeter Airport
HUY Humberside International Airport
LBA Leeds Bradford Airport
LPL Liverpool John Lennon Airport
LCY London City Airport
LGW London Gatwick Airport
LHR London Heathrow Airport 
STN London Stansted Airport
LTN Luton Airport
MAN Manchester Airport
NCL Newcastle Airport
NQY Newquy Airport
NWI Norwich Airport
DSA Robin Hood Airport Doncaster Sheffield
SOU Southampton Airport

Ireland
ORK Cork Airport
DUB Dublin Airport
NOC Knock Airport
SNN Shannon Airport

Northern Ireland

BFS Belfast International Airport
BHD George Best Belfast City Airport
LDY Derry Airport

Scotland
ABZ Aberdeen
EDI Edinburgh
GLA Glasgow International
PIK Glasgow Prestwick
INV Inverness

Wales
CWL Cardiff Airport

Twitter Follow Links

For those of you who use Twitter, you can add the following feeds for up-to-date news and spam from the following airports:

England

Ireland
Northern Ireland
Scotland
Wales

Sunday, 19 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - Lufthansa A320 RetroJet

It's Sunday again, so it must be time for some more airplane p0rn.

This week, it's the Lufthansa RetroJet, parked up at its base at Frankfurt Airport awaiting it's next duty


More of course next week!

UK - Lots of Snow - Except Delays

Well of course, more snow has been dumped (and even if negotiating to the shops is near enough impossible), UK airports are suffering due to the weather.

Head to the Airports list, and click your airport that you might be flying from.

And when in doubt - contact your operator.

Safe travels to all!

Saturday, 18 December 2010

Safety Video Saturday - Emirates A380

It's Saturday again, so it's time to put your seat into the upright position, stow your tray table and pay attention to this weeks safety video from Emirates and their A380 product

In English...



and in Arabic



More next week!

Thursday, 16 December 2010

AA: Expands Manchester Services, Year-Round services to JFK

AA is boosting it's regional credentials, by taking one of it's services year-round from Manchester UK to New York-JFK.

After beating BMI with the Manchester <> Chicago services, and taking a minor beating from Delta with it's MAN-JFK, American Airlines is back again, to relaunch Manchester - New York JFK, and is expected to remain a year-round service.


Route commences 6th April 2011, to be operated by a 757-200 in a two-class configuration.

Flight   From   Dept      To    Arrive
AA211    MAN    09:50     JFK   1240
AA210    JFK    20:25     MAN   08:45+1

Manchester has a bevvy of services to the New York area with all the alliances covered - with Delta (SkyTeam) operating to JFK and Continental (Star Alliance) operating to EWR

Lets hope they can make a good go of it.

Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Even Santa has to deal with the TSA....


So if your presents are delayed this year, we all know who to blame....

Thanks to: Pundit Kitchen - http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/12/15/political-pictures-you-want-to-do-what-but-im-santa/

BA: BA vs Unite - Notification of Ballot sent - Possible strike action ahead

Like two old women moaning and arguing, British Airways and Unite are once again locking horns.


As they cannot agree over:

  1. The immediate restoration of staff travel concessions, in full, to the crew from whom they were taken by BA.
  2. Binding arbitration, through ACAS, of all cabin crew disciplinary cases related to the original dispute.
  3. The restoration of all earnings docked from crew who were genuinely off sick during strike dates.
  4. Full and proper discussion of the trade union facilities agreement at the company with the immediate removal of all threats and sanctions made by BA in relation to this.
  5. The introduction of mixed fleet on different terms and conditions without the agreement of the trade union.
Unite has called it's memebers to a fresh balot, ending  Friday January 21, with the possibility of more strikes disruption early next year.

I could give time to both points, but really, I'm not intrested. As a customer two words come to mind.

SORT IT!

Otherwise, customers will decide BA's future, and the future of Unite's members for them.

APD: Want to fly from the south east? There could be a tax for that!

It seems the current administration really wants to turn the screws for taxes, with a new aviation policy in the offing.

Now whilst most of us couldn't give two tosses what's in it (least of all Heathrow will be ignored, expansion ignored, etc etc etc), this gem comes from Theresa Villiers, Minister of State for Aviation
"It is not inconceivable that our tax reform might look at a higher tax to fly from congested south east airports"
The aim being to boost regional traffic, and balance out heavy hits the London Airports take for most of the international traffic. According to the minister:
"A key part of our approach is to create conditions for regional airports to flourish, and this also has the potential to help relieve overcrowding at south east airports," she adds.
Ok. Lets take a step back here HM Government. When you go abroad and ask people the first UK city they think of, it isn't Manchester, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Belfast or Birmingham.

It isn't any of the regional airports like East Midlands, Norwich, Bristol, Aberdeen or Blackpool.

It's LONDON!

So Minister for Aviation, what is this apart from a possible taxation exercise that will create MORE confusion to the visitor and traveller departing from the United Kingdom?

Of course, since no government minister would actually admit to it being a taxation exercise, this is moot really....

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

BA: Fuel Surcharge on the up.

Bad news if you fly BA, as the fuel surcharge (the dreaded YQ) is on the up again by another £10 a sector on long haul services.

Short Haul services are unaffected, but those going the distance, prepare to pay more.

World Traveller (Economy), Less than 9 hours goes from £53 to £63
World Traveller (Economy), Greater than 9 hours goes from £66 to £76

World Traveller Plus (Premium Economy), Less than 9 hours goes from £63 to £73
World Traveller Plus (Premium Economy), Greater than 9 hours goes from £84.50 to £94.50

First and Club World, Less than 9 hours goes from £78 to £88
First and Club World, Greater than 9 hours goes from £98 to £108

This takes effect from Thursday 16th December.

So if you need to do a BA redemption, or to book a BA long haul flight, I'd get booking today/tomorrow...

BD: BMI's visit to the strategy boutique hits the front page.

In what will become known as the blue button phase, the rollout of the new logo has hit the BMI website.



Well it's there. And pefectly timed in the middle of a repaint phase of the fleet.

That's our BMI I guess...

Monday, 13 December 2010

BD: Off to the Strategy Boutique once again with a new logo

BMI once again has gone off to the Strategy Boutique* and has re-logoed itself - revealed in a Lufthansa Newsletter with thanks to oliver2002 on FlyerTalk

And this is what they've spent money on this time..


Well it's a logo I suppose. Any resemblance to the OneWorld logo is just a passing concern.

There's also an interesting piece of PR from Lufthansa and Donnington Hall HQ on the future of BMI. Which is nice enough fluff. Kills a few minutes if you're bored.

This is of course is one of BMI's many trips to the Strategy Boutique, with the renaming of lounges, new soft furnishings on aircraft, trips to the paint shop (when they can be bothered), etc ...



For the uninitiated, the term "javascript:void(0)Strategy Boutique" comes from when a company does a re-brand, and the "joss stick - PowerPoint - Laser Pointing wielding execs" actually get creative.

As demonstrated so eloquently by "The Register"

SQ: No more economy for you on the top deck!

Singapore Airlines has dissapointingly decided the stragegy of having Economy on both decks of an A380 is to come to an end with the delivery of new aircraft next year according to Business Traveller

What as a nice cabin in a A340/A330'eqse 2 x 4 x 2 seating (as opposed to the main deck holding 3 x 4 x 3) in a very "mini-club" cabin will become harder to get hold of when the 13th A380 and all aircraft onwards will not have an economy product on the top deck, but instead will make most of that deck business class.

From May onwards, expect the new aircraft to be rostered onto high business routes - so London <> Singapore is a prime candidate, as a Paris and Zurich. The old units will not be modified, but be rostered onto lower business class routes

So keep an eye on those seating plans as one this gets confusing quickly.

A big shame really. But if it means Singapore Airlines can extract more cash to buy more toys and pay people.....

Sunday, 12 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - Delta 767-300ER

.. and speaking of Delta, it's Sunday - so it's time for some airplane p0rn.

And it's a Delta 767-300ER in the Deltaflot style colour scheme, taken at Dublin Airport


More of course next week!

DL: Delta Customer Service - According to VirtualShackles....

I'll let the cartoon do the talking...


But in some ways, we've all encountered this (well maybe not the last panel....)

Source: http://www.virtualshackles.com/159

Saturday, 11 December 2010

Safety Video Saturday - Thomson Airlines A320

It's that time again to put your seat back into the upright position, stow your tray table and put your seatbelt on as Thomson gives us a safety demo for their A320's



More of course next week!

Friday, 10 December 2010

LH: FRA-JFK? Yep. A380 Land.

Lufthansa are laying in the plans for it's A380 fleet.

Already serving Johannesburg, Tokyo and Being, the next target for the LH A380's will be New York - John F Kennedy International.

This will be the destination of the 5th A380 when it arrives in February.

JFK isn't a stranger to A380's with Emirates running services there originally, before it redeployed them to Toronoto. Hopefully with the upgrades that are being made to JFK, it will be more A380 friendly.

And that's if Rolls Royce have actually made engines that don't leak oil.

BD: Sir Michael Bishop talks to Airline Business.

BMI's ex-CEO Sir Michael Bishop talks to Airline Business Magazine. It's an interesting retrospective of being man with the "the little airline" at Heathrow, and some of his views on the future, in particular the role of security and the delays airframers are taking to get products into market.

Interesting reading for those who need something to nibble on.

http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2010/11/22/349768/ab25-former-bmi-chairman-sir-michael-bishop.html

Thursday, 9 December 2010

EK: A380 damaged by catering truck...

If it's not one thing with A380's, it's another. And today's news from Toronto is a small wakeup to those supply those A380's.

Emirates has withdawn one of its A380 from use after an incident with a catering truck, damaged the right wing of the aircraft.

The truck is a scisor lift truck, and was servicing the top deck of the aircraft during the incident when it failed, and the body of the truck struck the wing - "on the leading edge of the inboard starboard wing and wing root".

As the aircraft was being serviced, no passengers were aboard. The A380 has been withdrawn pending an examination to the damage.

Security at the airport - no, not Security Theatre, but Computer Security....

We all go through airport security time and a again thinking what security theatre nonsense we are going to have to put up with today.

However for those of you who use Internet Kisoks, or computers left in lounges for your use, are you practicing safe computing?

The chances are - not.


Paul Ducklin of Sophos has written an excellent artricle on what he found on one Mac in a Qantas lounge. It may surprise you what you leave behind.

My advice is simple - either take your own laptop and use trusted WiFi connections, or stick to very generalised browsing only. Don't rely on these computers to connect to corporate LANs safely as to be honest, you don't know what the last person did before you logged on.

A reasonable read. Highly recommded.
http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2010/12/09/airport-insecurity-and-high-risk-travel/

Wednesday, 8 December 2010

CX: They want you feel... New Business Class seats.

Cathay Pacific have been busy it seems, and as well as new routes, they've launched a new Business Class Seat.


Image - Cathay Pacific, resized to fit screens better ;)

So lets do some quick checks:

It's being installed on a lot of birds:
- On all New long haul A330-300 deliveries (March 2011)
- On all new Boeing 777-300ER deliveries (April 2011)

Rollout will then continue to all Long Haul A330-300's and 777-300ER by 2013 - a total of 50 aircraft


The seat and the bed form out to some nice numbers:

Information - Cathay Pacific.

Long Haul A330's will be deployed on the Austrailan runs, and the 777-300ER's will see action to New York, Los Angeles and London.


Initial impressions are positive, and a welcome change from the Herringbone style seats that are currently used - however, the proof in this pudding is in the eating. And I bet flyers will be eating this up from March next year....

Tuesday, 7 December 2010

Want to avoid APD? HINT: Start in Ireland....

The Irish Air Travel tax is being reduced - from a not considerable €10 to an insignficant €3.

You read that right.

€3

This comes to effect from 1st March 2011 to 31st December 2011.

This is to combat the dropping visitor numbers to Ireland.

To quote Brian Lenihan
"The position will be reviewed next year, and the rate will be increased unless there is evidence of an appropriate response from the airlines. I do not want to see the reduction in the tax being used by airlines as an opportunity to raise their fees and charges."
Now there are ways to view this be you an Odious Little Man, a minister for the Irish Parliament, but this is my way of looking at it.

If you were planning a business class or first class redemption long distance, I would be actively looking to commence my journey from Dublin now.

Lets put it in hard numbers.

APD Band Economy
Class
Irish Fee + positioning flight
(£25 + €3 - about £28)
Benefit
Band A £12 £28 - £16
Band B £60 £28 £32
Band C £75 £28 £47
Band D £85 £28 £57

APD Band Business/
First Class
Irish Fee + positioning flight
(£25 + €3 - about £28)
Benefit
Band A £24 £28 - £4
Band B £120 £28 £92
Band C £150 £28 £122
Band D £170 £28 £142


Notes: Calculation is based on an Aer Lingus single flight to Dublin which is about £25 on a discount flight. €3 is equal to about £2.70, but for the sake of my mental arithmetic, I've rounded it back up to a £3. Of course, Ryanair could probably fly you cheaper, but I'm assuming you have taste in airlines.

From these numbers, Band A (Intra European) is a waste of effort.

Going any further than Band A, and there are minor savings to be made in economy, but bucket loads of coins to be saved in Business and First in Taxes the further you go. Bear in mind Band D is Singapore and beyond.

And the further you go, the bigger the savings. Serious amounts of savings. Even with the positioning flight, and heck, a decent night in a hotel. It's still a good saving.

So when booking those flights for next year, my hint is start in Dublin's Fair City or somewhere on the Emerald Isle. As you'll be less ripped off starting there.

Orginal input, http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/1207/breaking60.html
APD Figures from HM Goverment and ABTA.

CO: Flat Seats all done in 777's, 757-200's in progress, 767-400's to follow...

Continental have been beavering away since before and after the United merger, and have announced today that their 777 fleet is now totally "flat seat" in Business First.

Continentals Jim Compton says

"These seats are highly popular with customers from all over the world, and we will begin installing them on the rest of our widebody fleet beginning next year"

The seat is also being installed currently in the 757-200 fleet and in 2011, will be installed in the 767-400's.

With flat seats being the norm in Business class, this is a good sign that Continental might be done before United's 777 refurbishment.

United have completed their 747-400 and 767-300ER refurbishment with flat seats - which are good for sleeping on - even if the service can be "distinctly average"

BD: Bonus Miles this week only!

BMI are flogging Destination Miles on the cheap this week it seems, with an offer of

"Special bonus offer - One Week Only - Receive 50% more miles
Purchase miles between 6 December and 12 December, 2010 and you will automatically receive a 50% bonus on the number of miles purchased."

You'll need to log into your Diamond Club account to take advantage of it.  Note that that this new spree is upto any miles you've brought already. So if you've brought 24k of miles already this year, you won't be able to take part

However, to get 24000 miles on the cheap (or 0.8625p/mile a full 16k for £207 - with the 50% bonus taking it to 24,000) isn't a bad sum. And certainly easier than sitting in a plane

Of course to milk this, buy it on your BMI Credit card - that's anohter slug of miles there too.

Note - this is for DESTINATION MILES ONLY. NOT STATUS MILES.

Monday, 6 December 2010

The Kinsey Sicks ... on the TSA (to the tune of Touch me)

Most of us have been to Rocky Horror at some point.

And it does sometimes leave an impression. Like visiting the TSA for a free pat down.

So this is still close to the truth. As usual. So let them touch-a-touch you....

CX: They Feel.. Chicago and more feeling of New York.

Cathay Pacific has decided to feel a new city, and are off to Chicago, whilst boosting it's New York Services, with CX announcing...
"We are extremely pleased to be launching passenger service to one of America’s greatest cities"
There's a whole load of PR as well, but lets drill down to the details.

Operated by a Boeing 777-300ER, Cathay will run a daily non-stop service from Hong Kong to Chicago and back.

Flight   Departs      Arrive
CX806    HKG 11:45    ORD 13:45
CX807    ORD 15:25    HKG 20:00+1


Commences: 01/09/2011,  Times are local, accounting for International Date Line

As well as Chicago, for those who don't want to wander to the Mid-west, East Coast to Hong Kong services are being beefed up too, with the addition of a 3rd service from HKG to JFK.

This will be thrice weekly from 27 March 2011 going daily 02 May 2011, being a non stop flight with a Boeing 777-300ER

Flight   Departs      Arrive
CX846    HKG 18:30    JFK  10:25
CX845    JFK 01:20    HKG 05:15+1
Operates Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays 27/03/11 to 01/05/11, then daily from 02/05/11

All other services - including the one-stopper via Vancouver (for those who want to remember what service is when flying in North America) will remain available.

A nice expansion. But how much Robbie Williams can you taken when on hold to them?

Sunday, 5 December 2010

Airplane p0rn - Shandong Airlines 737-800

It's Sunday again, so it must be time for some more airplane p0rn.

This week, it's a Shandong Airlines Boeing 737-800 at Seoul Inchon reprovisioing for it's next flight back to China


More airplane p0rn next week!

Elite Mileage.... A video to explain a few things...

This isn't me at all. Honest... Although there are elements of truth...



Thanks to SpencerHoward on YouTube.

Spanish Airstrike: Over, but delays are mounting.

The Spanish Air Traffic Controllers have now returned to work, after legal threats from the goverment.

However, the delays have stacked up, and services will be backlogged for the next few days.

Again, check with your carrier for rebooking and current operations, and remember that you are covered under Rule 261/2004.  So hang onto those receipts.

And good luck getting where you need to go.

Saturday, 4 December 2010

Spanish Airstrike: Continuing

No traffic is moving in and out of Spain at the moment, with traffic that would go through Spain is avoiding it, adding to delays

A few salient points:

British Airways are advising people check their website before departure
Iberia has cancelled all flights until tomorrow 05:00 Local
Ryanair has followed, with all flights to 10:00 Local.
EasyJet have cancelled services to 04/12 18:00 Local - including Portuguese and Morocco services as well

The advice is contact your carrier before departing. If you're bound for Spain, there is a very good chance you won't be flying today.

The air traffic controllers are calling in sick, and the army has been called in to operate the system - with a state of an alert declared by the Spanish Government.

Let the chaos continue.

Safety Video Saturday - United Airlines 757 PS

Yes, it's that time to put that seat back to the upright position as the United PS team show you why life is different aboard one of their "Premium Service" 757's...




More next week!

Friday, 3 December 2010

Thinking of traveling to Spain or through Spanish Airspace tommorow? Think again...

A wildcat strike has hit Spain, with air traffic controllers reporting in "sick".  En mass.

Most of Spain's airspace remains closed at this time, with the controllers in a dispute with Spanish airport authority Aena over hours and conditions.

The spainish government has warned it will allow the military to take control of airspace if civilian traffic controllers do not return to work.

The move comes after several airports across Spain were shut after traffic controllers began abandoning their posts, claiming sick leave.

Madrid is hit, with Iberia cancelling all arrivals and departures. Whilst the action is expected to last until midnight, Check before you travel if you're going anywhere near Spain.

This could rumble on.

QF: QF32 A380 Incident - Pelimiary Report Out

For those of you who like light lunchtime reading, The Australian Trasport Safety Board has released  it's preliminary report of the QF32 Incident.

You can get it at: http://www.atsb.gov.au/media/2888854/ao-2010-089%20preliminary%20report.pdf

Light reading for all...

Thursday, 2 December 2010

And this is why we've got a few transport issues in the United Kingdom

Image - (c) NEODAAS Satellite, NERC Satellite Receiving Station, University of Dundee - BBC News.

Expect further disruption tomorrow, although news indicates that Gatwick is on Target for a 6am reopening tomorrow.

Safe travels to all.

Nude-o-scope: "Homosexual Agenda" - Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio

Ah. Technical Rags are good for laughs. Especially this one wit the quote from Supervisor Eugene Delgaudio:

"The next TSA official that gives you an 'enhanced pat down' could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,

Do I *really* need to say much more than that?

The full story is at http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=122925&catid=158 with The Register giving it's insightful opinion.

Welcome to comedy hour.....

QF: When in doubt - sue the ass off people - Qantas launches legal action against Rolls Royce

Well if you couldn't guess it was going to happen... it has.

Qantas has launched litigation against Rolls Royce engines to recover some of the losses incured during the uncontained engine incident that forced flight QF32 back to Singapore a month ago.

In a statement Qantas said:
"Qantas has commenced discussions with Rolls-Royce on a range of issues concerning the A380 fleet, including financial and operational impacts, as a consequence of the QF32 Trent 900 engine failure on 4 November 2010, and will also consider legal options.

The airline has today filed a statement of claim and been granted an injunction by the Federal Court of Australia which will ensure that the company can pursue legal action against Rolls-Royce in Australia, particularly under the Trade Practices Act, if a commercial settlement is not possible.

Today's action allows Qantas to keep all options available to the company to recover losses, as a result of the grounding of the A380 fleet and the operational constraints currently imposed on A380 services."


Expect fireworks if Rolls Royce doesn't pay up.

Operationally, Qantas are still heavely down on A380's, with 2 out of the 6 aircraft operational, the other 3 still being checked over, and 1 remaining at Singapore, damaged from the incident. Qantas is due to have another pair of A380's to be delivered soon to bolster its numbers - whilst not taking over from 747 services for now, it will allow most A380 operations to resume.

Qantas currently has two of its A380 fleet in operation.

Snow Distruption continues - Gatwick Shut, other UK routes affected

As the cold snap tightens it's grip on the UK, travel chaos is beginning. In particular, Gatwick Airport is now closed until at least 06:00 on the 3rd December. Edinburgh and Jersey Airports are also closed,  with random closings happening everywhere.

Heathrow is open, however delays are stacking slowly.

Elsewhere there are cancellations are happening, with train services operated by Southern suspended, South Eastern running an emergency timetable, Eurostar running half timetable

The advice is to contact your operator or airline to see what is going on. Alas, this is going to impact badly as the weather worsens.

Wednesday, 1 December 2010

Groupon Deal: £5 for a £45 Expedia voucher.

For those of you who use Groupon or are new to group buying, a little deal has tipped up today, with a £5 investment for £45 off Expedia hotels.

Whilst this is good, read the terms and conditions. Basically - not redeemable at chain hotels and requires a £280 minimum spend.

Head to Groupon and take advantage if you can.

Small print:

  • 1 voucher per person, may buy multiple as gifts
  • Voucher valid until 30th April 2011, 24 hours a day excluding 1st January to 18th February 2011
  • Voucher activates on Friday 3rd December at 2pm, valid for one booking
  • Go to Expedia.co.uk/groupon to make your booking, have voucher and security codes ready
  • Voucher valid for Hotel bookings only, minimum spend of £280
  • Voucher cannot be redeemed against Hotel bookings for Harrah's, MGM, Starwood, Novotel, Sol Melia, Rezidor, Hilton Hotels, InterContinental, Accor, Sofitel, Mercure, Ibis, Pullman, MGallery, Suitehotel, All Seasons, Orbis or Marriot Hotels
  • Voucher cannot be used for previously made bookings and cannot be re-used, even in the event of changes or cancellations
  • Voucher entitles you to £45 off the price of a Hotel reservation before the application of any tax, applicable fees or additional costs
  • UK residents and over 18s only
  • Usual terms and condition apply at www.expedia.co.uk/daily/ voucher/groupon.aspx , all booking subject to availability
  • Not valid with other offers
If you can use it, go for it. £45 off a hotel (or £40 after you've spent £5) is a no brainer if you're planning to spend over £250...  Also, with a bit of trying it might be combinable with QuidCo cashback and some Nectar points to boot....

Disclaimer: Yes, it's a referral link.. and it refers back to me. I've got try must I? ;)

AF: Another day, another A380 depolyment

It seems that Air France is still enjoying life with it's Engine Alliance powered A380's, and have announced the next destination they will server - Paris CDG to Washington Dulles.

This will consiolidate two departures into one, operating as

FLIGHT FROM  TO   DEPART  ARRIVE
AF028  CDG   IAD  10:40   13:00
AF039  IAD   CDG  16:25   05:45+1

Route commences: 06/06/2011.

Codeshares available via Alitalia, Delta, and KLM and operated with the Joint Venture that the SkyTeam carriers have between them

Air France operates it's A380 fleet out to Johannesburg, Montreal, New York, and Tokyo as well.

Well the economics of the A380 are starting to come into play - by rationaling costs and deploying one aircraft instead of two. The only people who might loose out are the travellers who now are forced to use one departure only, or switch to another airline (with United operating to CDG, Openskies operating to ORY)

Snow update: Expect problems.

The UK has now has had a few snowstorms, and it's getting worse everywhere.

Check the airports and carriers to see if they're operating the service before you depart and allow extra time for your journeys.

You can find a list of UK & Ireland Airports here with Twitter links where appropriate.

Safe Travels!

Greetings from the lab..

Welcome to a new section of GhettoIFE.com - The Laboratory!

As the lab is semi-hush-hush, it gives me a chance to play with new ideas before releasing them to the unsuspecting world.

First up is a PhotoSynth...



Thoughts welcome.. if you can find this page ;)