TSA Bumper Stickers - in full

Me? TSA (Transportation Security Administration) Bashing? Could be - dread the thought some of them are competent, but alas - I seem to get the ones who are 1) deaf or 2) don't understand the meaning of "Manually Scan my Film".

And I'm looking forward to the day I'm selected for a Millimetre Wave Scan - as we all know, these scan are X-Ray based, and X-Rays's are a cumulative effect - not a gradual fade.  

So instead here are some bumper stickers from Flyertalk. Make of them and print them as you feel ;)

And closer to the truth than the Transport Security Administration would care to admit....

Credit: http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/travel-safety-security/1150875-new-tsa-bumper-stickers.html